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@EndOfLine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago

Gonna need some bigger pockets

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Gonna need some bigger pockets

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@EndOfLine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago
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  • @That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml
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    13•6 months ago

    Every time a friend asks to “borrow” a lighter…

  • @wildflower@lemmy.world
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    6•6 months ago

    When you light a little lighter, it becomes a little lighter

  • DankDingleberry
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    6•6 months ago

    dear god this is gold

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      7•6 months ago

      No, this is concrete. Gold would’ve been even heavier.

      • Psychadelligoat
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        4•6 months ago

        Looked it up

        Gold density: 19.3 whatever’s/who cares

        Concrete: 2.3 same/measurements

        Almost 10x as heavy!

  • Steal Wool
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    5•6 months ago

    I get it!

  • @SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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    4•6 months ago

    It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

  • Frozzie
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    4•6 months ago

    What’s heavier? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

    • Carl
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      4•6 months ago

      That’s right, it’s a kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

  • @EisFrei@lemmy.world
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    3•6 months ago

    Bric heavier

  • @AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world
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    3•6 months ago

    And now I need to make a 3D printed mold in a comfortable shape that can be used to easily cast concrete around a lighter.

    Maybe a simple cylinder, with the lighter off center so it can easily be flicked?

    Maybe I’ll squish some play-doh around one and scan it and use that.

    Whatever, it just needs to be too big to “accidentally” end up in someone’s pocket.

    • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      4•6 months ago

      back in the days of ubiquitous smoking, people had fancy table and desk lighters that were like this - heavy, large capacity, artsy things.

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