Name one of the ten commandments Trump hasn’t broken challenge [impossible]
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Pornhub 6:9 - Many will come in my face, saying ‘I’m Batman!’ and they will lead Christopher Nolan astray
If things are going my way, it’s God’s prophecies (as interpreted by me) fulfilled.
If things are not going my way, it’s God punishing us for not doing things my way.
Also: if a natural disaster hurts people I don’t like, they’re being punished by God. If it hurts me, God is just testing me.
The death cult got their Anti-Christ back! The rapture is back on schedule.
Who knew the prophecy of the apocalypse was self fulfilling
I will never understand Christians, we could have heaven on earth if we fucking built it, but they would rather destroy the world because of their fairy tale book
If there’s a hell they’re all going there.
I believe Trump, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu are the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. So I do believe a prophecy is being fulfilled, although not one worth celebrating.
I grew up in an evangelical community, and Trump fits the exact definition and description of the anti Christ that we were given, even down to his ability to fool Christians into following him.
Seeing as the Jesus of the Bible was absolutely a far-left liberal commie bastard by their standards, I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces when they’re the only ones not raptured at the end.
Prophecy, you say?
Honestly? Wynn didn’t sell Bajor out to the Cardassian Empire.
She did attempt to hand it over to the pah-wraith tho.
And?
Pah-wraiths are Bajoran.
Make Bajor Great Before/Always!
…wait how many plagues were supposed to be? I thought we were done with this after the locusts n’ shit.
Aha! That’s the second coming?
I mean, the book of Revelations is indeed a prophecy.
Heh.
