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pruwyben to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago

Magic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film star

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Magic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film star

pruwyben to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago
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  • @11111one11111@lemmy.world
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    28•6 months ago

    Jesus fuck am I so old that making a Magic Johnson is a porn name is now a shower time revelation to someone lol

    • pruwybenOP
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      0•6 months ago

      Was this a joke people made at the time? This was actually stolen from a streamer who’d never heard of him and made this comment.

  • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    How do you think he got HIV? Too much magic johnson.

    • snooggums
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      12•6 months ago

      He forgot to use counterspell!

      • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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        6•6 months ago

        “I should not have tapped that.”

    • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      4•6 months ago

      A regular Johnson can get AIDS. He got cured. He’s a Magic Johnson.

  • @CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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    7•6 months ago

    His real first name is Earvin. Which rhymes with pervin’, so still pretty close.

  • rustydomino
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    3•6 months ago

    Shit, if a porn star can score a triple double, I’ll take it.

  • @Mango@lemmy.world
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    3•6 months ago

    Wait till you hear about doc Johnson.

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