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minus-squareMentalEdge@sopuli.xyzBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up75·9 months agoAh, see the warranty only covers you until you procreate. From that point on, who cares if your body evolved to crumble into dust immediately after? In fact kind of a lot of creatures literally die right after creating offspring.
minus-squareCock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 months agoThis is why we Asexuals live forever. Mortal skill issue.
minus-squareSparrowHawk@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoWrong, at least in most primates a social web around the child formed from the parents, kin, and fellows is evolutionary advantageous
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Ah, see the warranty only covers you until you procreate.
From that point on, who cares if your body evolved to crumble into dust immediately after?
In fact kind of a lot of creatures literally die right after creating offspring.
This is why we Asexuals live forever.
Mortal skill issue.
Wrong, at least in most primates a social web around the child formed from the parents, kin, and fellows is evolutionary advantageous