Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.
and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.
So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?
Do you not wash your ass?
I do, but I still wouldn’t do that!
Clean your ass better.
Doesn’t matter! Could get that thing NASA clean room levels of clean and I’m still not going to towel off my butt before my face. That’s just weird!
No. Do you?
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.
Generally top to bottom but don’t overthink it.
Yup I’ll just chime in to add I dry off while still standing in the shower to minimize wetness on my bathroom mat
Why is that guy wearing underwear if he’s just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!
No you leave it on in the shower.
Top to bottom. Water runs downhill.
I use the side of my hand to squegee it all down, then just have to towel off a little dampness. Learned that technique as a kid when I went to camp and only had a hand towel size for 2 weeks because of poor packing.
I start with grit 60, working up to 120, then a 600 for the smoothest finish, then a once over with a buffing pad for a shine that really glows. Always top to bottom.
Pfft. No wet sanding with 1000, 2000, 4000, 8000. Amateur.
I just try to befriend the water and it vanishes.
You mean to tell me y’all aren’t just standing in front of a huge, industrial fan to dry off?
Head to toe, my dudes. Any other way is objectively wrong.
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
Top to bottom but with D and E switched
I finish with the D too!
D2, B
I just have a human sized Dyson air blade. As I step out of the shower, hurricane force winds blow all the water back into it.
That actually sounds glorious, especially if it makes a ding-a-ling copter on your way out.
The human car wash method
Generally top to bottom, because otherwise drips from above will rewet areas you tried to dry
Surprised we haven’t heard from the germophobes that they use a gantry of hot air blowers, like you sometimes find at the end of an automated car wash.
It’s almost entirely just a progression from top to bottom with the one exception that I do my face first because I need to see properly.
