… Stalemate?
Check, mate.
Oh, yeah, that is a queen.
I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.
As an Aussie I didn’t get this joke, we just get up and pay
Pretty sure it’s en passant
It’s a queen
Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!
RIP to a legend.
Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.
the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old
Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it’s likely even worse.
https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes
don’t judge me I don’t know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol
King me!
What’s wrong with that horsey?
That’s the shrimp piece
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Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.
Cheque please
