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How long until she is gregnant?
Can u get prrrrrreagantè?
Am I pagnate?
I know this reference, old internet friend.
Am I perganant?
Am I pegnart or am I OK?
time for the classic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
Annnnnnd REMIX: https://youtube.com/shorts/NANyaGc77lQ?si=-OtHJPRfRSX8ClX0
Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg’s.
Welcome to Greg’s baby, featuring Lauren.
At least this bridezilla is honest.
That sign cost more than my wedding
If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded
With Laura’s name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner’s names?
Cheaper to change our names lol
Why not both?
If.
If.
If we’re laughing, there’s a chance they were too.
I think it’s 100% a joke
Can we ever really be 100% sure of anything?
Im just here for the Greg
I’m sure he’s in there somewhere
I’ll have one sausage roll and an Irn Bru
Can I get square sausage and potato scones there?
TIL about greggs. I will hunt one down if I ever make it to the UK
As an American, my Brit friend took me to Gregg’s. Told me that if I want to try actual British food, that’s about par for the course. Those sausage rolls are cheap af, but taste pretty damn good. I will never understand your infatuation with flavorless Heinze beans though.
This is so hilarious that now I have to get married.
What do you plan to marry?
Probably Greg in a few weeks
Which of the four Gregs is it tho?
Probably Regular Greg from AP Calculus.
I wonder if Greg has ever drunk baileys from a shoe.
Run, Greg, Run!
I don’t know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she’s been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn’t mean the flags vanish.
Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.
Or, crazy idea, maybe it’s a joke they both find funny?
This is why terminally online people are terminally single. Everything is red flag gaslight abuse break up immediately.
I was really hoping the “get a divorce” culture was something that would have stayed with reddit
To be fair, we kinda fucked the “sanctity of marriage” long before reddit or the LGBT crowd ever got a chance to
Are you saying gay marriage defiles the concept?
In order for them to defile it the concept has to still exist.
Stop trying to put words in my mouth to cause arguements.
Are you saying Asian people are inferior to white people?
Yeah, I had a shitty marriage, and I found this genuinely funny
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It can be a joke they both find funny and also a red flag. What are we joking about here… how controlling someone is about the wedding?
It can also be absolutely not a red flag.
The joy of the internet includes pontificating.
It’s a red flag of Greg doesn’t like it. Could have been a red flag if Lauren wasn’t sure how Greg would react to it when she showed it to him (mostly dependent on how she would react if he didn’t like it). Same if any of the above happened with roles reversed.
But yeah, odds are Greg and Lauren both find it funny.
Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.
Or she thought the sign would be funny. Made me giggle.
How do you know Greg didn’t make the joke? Do you now Greg and Lauren? Did you give them a gift off their registry or did you do the right thing and give them cold hard cash (via check)? Did you tip the bartender a 20 to start the night and say “remember this face!” and proceed to order thirteen G&Ts over the course of the ceremony?
If this wasn’t a joke, why would this even exist at the wedding?
Get out, Greg. It’s not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.
Greg.
“Welcome to Laura’s Wedding
feat. greg* weɖɖing
Wepping
Shut up, Greg.
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Could be
Intentional self aware and self effacing humour from the couple
A tongue in cheek thing arranged by either the bride or groom
She did all the work in arranging it and he doesn’t give a shit about marriage so a passive aggressive way of her celebrating an event that matters for he, but not for him
Soneone photoshopping
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Different people like different things. Nothing wrong with celebrating one of the biggest days of one’s life. I didn’t want to be the center of attention, but if someone else does want to be that - on their wedding day - then that’s cool too.
Half of all marriages, which include people who have been married multiple times. For example, if you have 5 married couples, 4 are on their first marriage and the last couple is on their 6th marriage, then on average 50% of the marriages in this scenario failed. But it doesn’t apply to everyone in the same way. Some people even remarry the same person.
The median is much lower.
Can I ask, have you ever been in a relationship with women? They’re not a monolith.
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