TEXAS IS TITS!!
TEXTITS!
TITSAS!!!
Uh, Canada? You could at least buy us dinner first.
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Maybe I’m getting carried away with the phalluses but it looks like Canada might also be enjoying a James Bay-shaped buttplug. Nice.
I wish I had a Canada in my life
So it’s blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I’m interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I’m cool with being Canada’s shorts if y’all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!
Florida is absolutely North America’s penis.
I enjoyed living in Florida, and I’m moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America’s dong.
Why would you move to Florida?
Cheap rent with a friend and the ability to move right back out again. I was laid off recently just as I was about to move for work and the choices were be homeless in LA, be homeless in Dallas, or move back into my old room in Jacksonville.
While Sweden is Europe’s. But don’t worry, size is not all that matters.
Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.
Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?
I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I’ve ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔
You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.
yeah, europe has so few terrible festering diseases. like you’re not even trying.
yes but could we please let it not be canadas? there are canadians I actually like.
Omg I’ll move to Japan first.
That’s because of all the snowbirds
The backside of Arizona looks similar
That was my thought, too.
Alternately, I’d consider re-accepting the weiner into our pants if we could get some of that socialized heath care.
The land may belong to the US, but Florida is filled with Canadians. Mostly old white Canadians who lean hard right.
I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks
You ever been to Dartmouth?
Nope, America is the pants and Alaska is the hat.
America is Canada’s pants AND hat.
Make Canada hat again.
Took exactly 11 minutes from posting for an American to be like “no u”. Absolutely no sense of humour.
Plays into the joke
Accused of no sense of humor
This is why Quebec keeps trying to leave you.
Yeah, but Quebec would leave anybody, even themselves if they could.
I was just going along with the joke lol it’s just a meme dude, calm down
Jokes on them, they didn’t know we were already immune to pompous xenophobes by living here.
Lol and the title of your post implies Americans get “big mad” about this silliness. Looks like a pretty sad attempt at rage-baiting and then not understanding when it didn’t work
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Pretty sure they’re plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.
In our defense:
*gestures at the general state of our country*
Of course Florida is the wiggly jiggly bit.
90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America’s hat makes moree sense in that respect.
But Florida is clearly a cock, so… I’m into it.
Incidentally, 100 miles north-to-south is about the height of Connecticut from the Mass to NY borders.
If big mad means “leaves ‘em grinnin’” then mission accomplished.
Thanks!
Bruh. We Americans know Florida is just our wang.
Our sad, scrofulous wang…
Just learned a new word! Gonna find new and exciting ways to use it.
“This lasagna is perfectly scrofulous, darling”
Floridick
I like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.
I’ve always referred to florida as America’s wang, but it’s clearly Canada’s
I like how Alaskans refer to the rest of the US as the southern states.
American here, you forgot that Texas is a big poopy diaper. Otherwise no notes. 👍
“Super Doody”, perhaps?
I’ll allow it.
(That’s a joke. I’ll encourage it, in fact.)
Credentials: am American.
