nah on second thought we deserve the plagues
Gamma Ray Burst or Bust!
ahem climate change
Cute and wholesome but I never want to see this in my life again
Same, ngl the gen-z-speak memes are getting kinda worn out
Get ready to feel old: This isn’t even gen-z speak, this is gen-alpha speak.
Nay from me, for such variances of speech are wrought clear as by the Stone of Alexandria.
While my brain feels pain from being stuck in Shakespeare mode, I gladly find that I can freshly read this Z-speak. It giveth me hope to see our generations Twix’d, that some sweet crunch of justice might produce this flimsy wrapper.
Say I continue with said gen-z memes, but only if we follow with the Chewie rawrs of translation.
Forsooth I must be done with Shakespeare’s voice if I’m to think with ought but frank exhaustion. The verse at times goes on too long fr.
this is a better contraceptive than condoms depending on who you ask.
Or at least motivation to get a vasectomy
papa
Indeed.
I have no idea how I managed to understand that.
It’s that wet quantum computer between the ears, flexing just a tiny bit.
Translation without hesitation. Transcription bypassing conniption. As Bill Mahr says it blows his mind, to see such rap in real time. A mind that can turn on a dime is indeed a thing of no friction. And it’s not just me or the B.I.G. that commands such a brilliant machine. It’s all who can speak or exclaim with a squeak who is heir to the vocally miraculous conceit.
Now that’s poetry right there.
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Can you explain it to me ?
Hey dad, you have no charisma. You just do anything mom says and you’re cringy.
Yes, it’s true, but she is be best there ever was and I would be nothing without her.
Really?
Yes, really really.
Thank you !
I don’t see it as all that much different from Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky. Like half the words are made up, but context clues offer enough info to piece together meaning.
Unrealistic. The kid isn’t on Tiktok or playing Subway Surfers mid-conversation.
Wha… what?
Lay em down and
all together
Smack em yack em
golly
Very interesting YT clip from a linguist on exactly this. He traces its history and some origins go back quite a ways and lots come from the Black community, which should surprise no one.
The only thing I don’t like about linguistics coming from the Black community is saying “axe” instead of “ask”. God that triggers me.
Is that really something that came from the black community though? It was around before North America was colonised.
Not sure. It might not have originated from the black community but it definitely is being used more and more within it.
You left your SI in the link
Dammit, thank you - fixed. Appreciate you letting me know.
Ong, brain rot 💯
“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cap
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Can you translate that into millennial?
Papa, you illin
I may be illin, but yo moms mad chill. My world is ratchet without her.
She lit
Yasss?
Yas, Yas
We moved up a level
Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now
Papa, you ain’t fly
Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR
She’s hella aiight
Oh snap?
Crackle pop
Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly
Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul
Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith
Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst
I unironically like this version the best out of the entire chain
90’s Edition:
Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You’re totally buggin’ out over mom and it’s grodie!
Whatever, don’t go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin’ jiggy wit it! She’s all that and a bag of chips!
Wazzzuuuuup!?
Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?
Somehow I understand all 4 versions. I am a generational Rosetta stone
Mood
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Sayin ‘crackle pop’ in response to ‘oh snap?’ is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.
This new lingo was created on the Internet and it shows.
JESUS WEPT
Makes me think of how Samurai Jack got his name:
This is how I’ll talk to my kids. Not because they spend too much time on my phone, but because I look at too many memes
