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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

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"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago
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  • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    86•10 months ago

    Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!

  • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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    51•10 months ago

    I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!

    • @OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml
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      4•10 months ago

      Rehabs for quitters 😂

  • @TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml
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    25•10 months ago

    So you think I have a gambling problem?

    I’ll bet you $100 that I don’t!

  • @WereCat@lemmy.world
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    21•10 months ago

    Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I’ve done it several times already.

  • @blueamigafan@lemmy.world
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    20•10 months ago

    A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they’d be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.

  • @formergijoe@lemmy.world
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    19•10 months ago

    My dude needs to get Balatro

    • sag
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      6•10 months ago

      !balatro@lemm.ee

    • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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      5•10 months ago

      When you can break infinity and all the money is imaginary.

  • @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    15•10 months ago

    My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.

    Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.

    Dude lives a shit existence lol

  • @cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    14•10 months ago

    Clever title.

  • @Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
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    12•10 months ago

    I bet he is not addicted!

    • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      4•10 months ago

      I bet he is

  • @Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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    10•10 months ago

    How many times can the same content be reposted?

    • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      15•10 months ago

      Atleast twice

    • @WanakaTree@lemm.ee
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      Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I still haven’t made a repost so I doubt it’s happening.

      • @Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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        0•10 months ago

        I’ve seen this post at least three times so far.

        • @dwindling7373@feddit.it
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          1•10 months ago

          whooooosh or something.

    • @Omniraptor@lemm.ee
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      1•10 months ago

      On lemmy sync (for android) the app reimplements the reddit hide post button. I used it a lot on reddit for this reason and it’s handy here too

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    9•10 months ago

    As Kenny Rogers said, you got to know when to hold em and so on. I haven’t finished the song yet, but I’m pretty sure it supports this guy.

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      OP doesn’t know when to walk away, or when to run. He probably doesn’t even know when to fold.

      Kenny Rogers makes some fine fried chicken, though it doesn’t compare to the actual original recipe that The Colonel sold, which is possible to recreate, but no longer possible to buy, prepared for consumption, ever since KFC took over the store in Corbin.

      • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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        I found this version of the recipe online

        Does this seem like the real deal, or is it more of a recreation of the corporate recipe?

        I haven’t really tried to make it myself, ever (I don’t even own a regular deep fryer, let alone a pressure fryer)

        • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          The only real deal I know of is this: https://marionkay.com/product/chicken-seasoning-99-x/

          That is, apparently, the actual original recipe that Sanders made.

          • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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            Ugh they don’t ship to the EU :(

            I guess I’ll have to try the different replica recipes found online. The stuff that you get at KFC itself is mediocre at best and I lost interest in it as soon as a better chicken joint turned up near me.

    • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      2•10 months ago

      Oh there’ll be time enough for counting when the deal is done

    • @stringere@sh.itjust.works
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      2•10 months ago

      Is that his song about origami?

  • @TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works
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    5•10 months ago

    He lives in the house of the rising sun.

  • @callmepk@lemmy.world
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    5•10 months ago

    The dude: aww damn it

  • @Raglesnarf@lemmy.world
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    5•10 months ago

    I see comments/posts like this all the time for drinking and gambling on TikTok and idk why but they always get a laugh out of me. I guess it’s just so stupid/goofy? idk I like what I like

    • @aidan@lemmy.world
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      2•10 months ago

      It’s a meme(drunk driving and gambling), started a couple years ago

  • @mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2•10 months ago

    that is fake, right?

    • @dwindling7373@feddit.it
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      16•10 months ago

      Classic joke getting chewed by the hivemind into some kind of collective permanent epiphany about how much brighter we all are compared to online strangers.

      • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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        7•10 months ago

        Missing obvious satire is something we’re even worse about than Reddit.

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