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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

Texts from Dad

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago
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  • Bob Robertson IX
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    10 months ago

    “Rise chicken!”

    • thermal_shock
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      18•10 months ago

      *arise

      billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location… in Africa.

    • Aviandelight
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      9•10 months ago

      I saw that “Sofa king funny” comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.

      • Ben Hur Horse Race
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        6•10 months ago

        dancing is forbidden

  • @bricklove@midwest.social
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    10 months ago

    Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

  • @BigBenis@lemmy.world
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    28•10 months ago

    ED is a bitch

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    15•10 months ago

    Dad got that hollywood level cocaine

  • @Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    13•10 months ago

    Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      9•10 months ago

    • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      3•10 months ago

      I shall be this buffet’s reckoning!

  • @frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml
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    11•10 months ago

    what the fuck are you talking about

    “Social media”

  • @Magister@lemmy.world
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    10•10 months ago

    OOTL, is it like “Rise against” ? or RATM?

    • @pootsforjesus@lemmy.world
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      23•10 months ago

      It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.

      • @boaratio@lemmy.world
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        5•10 months ago

        It’s a great song.

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    10•10 months ago

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      6•10 months ago

      I’m so glad someone else was thinking of this too.

    • @0ops@lemm.ee
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      6•10 months ago

      MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR

  • @jaschen@lemm.ee
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    10•10 months ago

    All rise mother fucker.

  • @sfxrlz@lemmy.world
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    9•10 months ago

  • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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    9•10 months ago

    Arise chicken

  • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    6•10 months ago

    Plot twist, kid is dough

  • @brap@lemmy.world
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    6•10 months ago

    Where’s your anger? Where’s your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?

    https://youtu.be/DQf0f6YtHpA?si=IQ58Hr-dJ739ya5z

  • @thomcat@midwest.social
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    5•10 months ago

    • EleventhHour
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      3•10 months ago

      “He’s a calendar, that kid, he’s a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That’s all he can do. Do you know what that means? I’m getting older. Look at me, is that old? That’s not old. Can’t get rid of him, twenty years time he’ll still be there. Mind you they don’t always live, meningitis - that’s a good one!”

  • @reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml
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    4•10 months ago

    Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      2•10 months ago

      Meh, whatever.

    • @huginn@feddit.it
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      1•10 months ago

      Such cringe behavior

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