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The Picard Maneuver
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to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

It's impossible that they could hurt me

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It's impossible that they could hurt me

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The Picard Maneuver
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to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world
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    40•1 year ago

    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

  • @corus_kt@lemmy.world
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    31•1 year ago

    I’ll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

    • @scutiger@lemmy.world
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      23•1 year ago

      200 kg? Try 800 kg

      • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Try 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.

        • @Rin@lemm.ee
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          deleted by creator

          • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            That’s YUGE bear!

        • @HolyDiver@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          sounds about the same if you aren’t American

    • @Username02@lemmy.world
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      11•1 year ago

      They were cozing up to humans for the title of “ultimate hunting duo apex” but because they don’t hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.

  • @Zenjal@lemmy.world
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    15•1 year ago

    I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

    • @the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

  • NickwithaC
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    Moreso:

  • @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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    7•1 year ago

    The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they’re mauling from damaging their eardrums.

  • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    I don’t get it

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp

  • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

    • @Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      An apex predator shouldn’t have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God…

  • @Beaver@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog

    • @naeap@sopuli.xyz
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      9•1 year ago

      Why do you feed your dog with people?

  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    If they were bigger they’d get bitten off more often in all the fights.

  • @Snowclone@lemmy.world
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    They live in cold climates, so they have thick fur.

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    0•1 year ago

    Whatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don’t worry, I’ll mock you with your funeral.

  • @whaleross@lemmy.world
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    -4•1 year ago

    The irresponsible pitbull owners mindset right there.

    • @Beaver@lemmy.ca
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      9•1 year ago

      But they’re just a bear. You can trust them being brought into the house and left with the kids.

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