Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
I think we’re supposed to name you now?
I suggest “Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater”
Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho
Wood glue.
As long as it’s non-toxic.
Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.
Ibuprofen
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you’ll be good for a bit.
I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.
Puppy
Hush Puppy.
That’s not what you ate, that’s what you said when you ate it.
Richard!
please be referring to dick
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
Totino’s Pizza Rolls
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Puppy 🗿
Ass
Cock
It was back last August, so… does Ensure count?
Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.
Somehow I have a Mitchell and Webb sketch ringing in my head, but I’m not quite sure which.
…
I think it might be the giant death laser.
Pancake
Same! Fits him like a glove too.
