Haha I get so quirky when I’m drunk. The other night I broke into a small store and set it on fire. Tequila am I right?
All the best drinking stories contain the phrase “and then we started drinking tequilla…”
Hmmm…
Whenever we were partying and had noone to drive us home we just did, what we’ve called “teleport drinking” aka drinking so much you wake up in your bed. It miraculous worked every time (if you just forget the one time i woke up on my stairs).
An old friend of mine described NyQuill that way… “The sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, OMG I woke up on the bathroom floor again medicine.”
And the one time there was a mysterious blood splatter on your car’s front bumper in the morning.
Nope, nobody of our relative big group ever were driving intoxicated. We had changing designated drivers. Some of them just drove home earlier, so coming home was sometimes difficult.
Free taxi + free hotel I’ll take it
And free sex, don’t even have to ask for it!
That’s just a US thing. And the bill you get after that.
Cops drive drunk teenagers home all the time. I’ve packed lightweight mates into a cop car just for shit & giggles. Im still proud of that one.
Being drunk isn’t an excuse to be a shitty person.
It’s the cause :D
Yeah, I never understood that, why tf would your personality change with alcohol specifically. I’ve def seen it happen with friends/acquaintances, but do not get the mechanics (unless it’s just as simple as removing inhibitions, in vino veritas true personality shit).
it’s happened to me, except i ended up in an ambulance or hospital on multiple occasions decided to stick to soft stuff haha
Not teleportation. Time travel.
Fun fact! This exact joke is how fast travel works in the bonkers game Sunset Overdrive!
Jägerbombs do that. I have a vague memory of having those for the first time with some friends and because they are quite tasty and the energy drink keeps you going you don’t really notice when you had too much. So my memories of it are basically drinking the 7th one, then (probably hours later) stumbling from tree to tree to keep me steady and then waking up in my bathtub.
From my experience when i was teenager, alcohol just frees and amplifies who you are as a person, i mean most of my peers became aggressive and unhinged as fuck but i became a wholesome marshmallow like dude, i mean alcohol made same effect on me as weed do on most people, relax and chill
God I’m so glad drinking isn’t my thing. I absolutely hate being around intoxicated people, much less the ‘get blackout drunk and don’t remember half the shit I did’ types. It’s so cringe people do that for fun.
