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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Gen alpha has no fucking clue

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Gen alpha has no fucking clue

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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    128•1 year ago

    ??? What does a fence post driver have to do with your age?

    • @BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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      50•1 year ago

      Well for some… It’s a thing you put fireworks into…

      • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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        26•1 year ago

        No, I’m pretty sure it’s how SWAT get through doors

        • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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          14•1 year ago

          The tube looks hollow. SWAT would use a solid ram.

          • Jesus
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            10•1 year ago

            RAM makes police vehicles, but the Ford Police Interceptor tends to be more popular with SWAT.

            • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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              1•1 year ago

              https://youtu.be/1rwm813lMPk

              Relevant

        • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          Those are closed on both ends and have both handles on one side or one handle on the top with handles on both sides.

      • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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        9•1 year ago

        I never thought to use one of these as a mortar tube, that’s a brilliant idea.

      • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        And for a certain group of people, their houses get fucked with by cops using a variant of this.

    • @SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Exactly. Back breaking work but this is so much better than any other manual alternatives.

      • @CarterH739@lemmy.world
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        14•1 year ago

        We didn’t have one of these. Instead, I got to crouch on the ground and hold the post with my hands while my father brought the front-end loader bucket down on it. Good times.

        • @SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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          15•1 year ago

          Ah yes, the “we’re young enough to have another kid” parenting method

        • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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          7•1 year ago

          Key memory unlocked. Oh damn I just remembered the sheer amount of faith I had to remind myself I had in my father’s post driving ability

    • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      *ground rod driver

      • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        When I first started in electrical work, we’d take turns with a sledge hammer. Then we bought one of these, and it cut the time in half. Now, I use a driver bit for my demolition hammer and it’s done in about 30 seconds. The driver bit also works well for fence posts, just sleeve a 24" section of EMT over it.

        • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Man, I hate driving rods with anything other than a hammer driver. I live in the Appalachians and every damn time I hit some gigantic river rock or some shit, its never just 8’ of clay. That post-driver is a step up from a sledge like you said for sure, but imma just hop on an excavator and shove the bitch in if I can these days. Too old for the dumb shit ;)

    • @9point6@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Here I was thinking it was an unpainted big red key

    • Wugmeister
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      1 year ago

      Age wasn’t mentioned

      Edit: I can’t read

  • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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    67•1 year ago

    That isn’t a generational thing it’s an urban/rural thing. A 5 year old from a farming community would know what that is. Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      12•1 year ago

      That isn’t a generational thing it’s an urban/rural thing.

      Yes, that is indeed the point of the shitpost.

      • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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        10•1 year ago

        Didn’t see what community it was on. Apologies.

        • "no" bananaOP
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          18•1 year ago

          No apologies needed. That’s the fun of making these posts. Because people react as if I’m dumb. Which I am, of course.

          • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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            9•1 year ago

            Well I’m hardly the one to point fingers. I have a first rate rural education you know.

            • "no" bananaOP
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              4•1 year ago

              In the city they call it street smarts. I call it field smarts.

          • @n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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            1•1 year ago

            Here ya go

    • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      11•1 year ago

      ‘hillbilly skeleton key’ I like that

    • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

      I assumed it was a police battering ram, tbh.

  • @Aolley@lemmy.world
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    63•1 year ago

    fuck all these ‘tribalism’ promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you’re tearing me apart!

    • @no_comment@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

    • @whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•1 year ago

      They will not divide us!

  • PLAVAT🧿S
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    40•1 year ago

    OP out here posting boomer humor…

    • THCDenton
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      9•1 year ago

      This is how we take back the internet

      • @motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        What a fuckin ride this has all been gd. Let’s do it, Denton.

    • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Commenters unaware of the sub

      • RemembertheApollo
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        6•1 year ago

        Driving unaware posts.

    • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Post boomer

    • GladiusB
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      -6•1 year ago

      Gross. Boomer is like a known cringe thing. This is just some tool. Who gives a shit how old someone is using it? Giving it “boomer” vibes is just a low energy joke.

      • PLAVAT🧿S
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        1•1 year ago

        OK, Boomer…

      • @unreasonabro@lemmy.world
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        I know i come to shitpost subs for the bombastic, high energy, illuminating content

        wait til you grow up and come to understand that people sometimes have to talk about things BECAUSE they’re fucking cringe and that that, indeed, has been the entire point of the “boomer” meme - THAT BOOMER BEHAVIOUR IS CRINGE - from the beginning. The whole fucking point of it.

        and anyway bitching shit is low energy is itself pretty fuckin low energy; i mean it’s responding on the right level which is good, but then you break it by turning it into an insult. You want your energy higher, get a coffee and bring it.

        • GladiusB
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          1•1 year ago

          I’m guessing this English but I’m just not dumb enough to get it

  • @shartworx@sh.itjust.works
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    24•1 year ago

    It’s so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

    • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10•1 year ago

      … Is-is it a sex thing?

      • @Croquette@sh.itjust.works
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        13•1 year ago

        It can be if you want

  • @no_comment@lemmy.world
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    • @BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      So hot rn

  • @Gerudo@lemm.ee
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    15•1 year ago

    I made the mistake of using one to pound metal stakes without ear protection.

  • @jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    15•1 year ago

    Ugh. My hands and back hurt just looking at that.

  • Sagrotan
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    14•1 year ago

    What’s my fleshlight doing in this picture?

    • @mPony@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      I thought your fleshlight was in the barn

      • @n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 year ago

        MmmmmooOOOOOOOO!

  • @hubobes@sh.itjust.works
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    13•1 year ago

    Yes, I have seen Clarksons‘s Farm.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      4•1 year ago

      Don’t anger Caleb by doing it like Jeremy did

  • @squid_slime@lemm.ee
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    13•1 year ago

    obviously a fleshlight

    • @SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      *Robocop’s Fleshlight

    • SharkAttak
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      2•1 year ago

      Also doubles as a dildo. Multi-purpose, useful!

  • @comrade19@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    And if you use ear protection you can get off my property you piece of shit grandson

  • sneakyweasel
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    13•1 year ago

    I’ve put so many ground rods into this amazing earth. These bad boys have destroyed my shoulders.

    • @TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee
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      7•1 year ago

      I recently got to use a pole drivers powered by a little 2 stroke motor. It took like 5 sec to sink a tpost down 3 feet. It was so easy and quick that it was kinda upsetting, makes using the old pole drivers feel like you’re a monkey banging on rocks.

  • @sunbytes@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    It’s a “state police open up-er”

  • bruhduh
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    11•1 year ago

    That’s one cool looking bong /jk

    • "no" bananaOP
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      11•1 year ago

      Well it does make a BONG sound

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