According to the internet the turban fabric is 645 meters long, weighs 100lbs and takes several hours of his day to put on… His neck must look like a question mark lol
A question mark or a redwood stump.
This guy would totally say something like “I would comment upon your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.” And then ride off on his motorcycle before you could respond.
Hahaha Or ignore you and say to your girlfriend “Once you go brown, you never frown” Then kick start his Royal Enfield to give her a moment to decide to hop on while staring at you
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us. Modern day Fonz shit right there.
Fonz ain’t got shit on this guy.
“Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Fell!”
Neck be like : ADIOS
And he’s balancing on a motorcycle with that thing on too!
World’s most cushioned motorcycle helmet.
He be like “mas turban”.
Spanish speakers be like:
Legit though, look at those arms. Dude is jacked!
for real, those clothes are doing a lot of heavy lifting (🤭) in hiding those shoulders. Homie could probably tag-in for Sisyphus for a lil while
Final boss
At least he shouldn’t have to worry about a helmet.
There was actually a study that showed turbans are surprisingly good at absorbing rotational force and they might’ve helped inspire stuff like MIPS on modern bicycle helmets.
Well if i was told the correct thing one of the main reasons Shiks wore turbans in the past was to protect their heads when they fell off their horses in battle. So yeah, a helmet.
Also apparently the “bracelets” were to tie their swords to so if they dropped it while on a horse it wouldnt just fall leaving them weapon-less.
Theres more reasons behind the 5 K’s (the above being two of the) but i cant really remember them.
My dude here must have a swole neck.
Considering what you can see of his arms, he’s got a swole everything.
The man’s neck has been compressed into his body
HE GANGSTA
*puffs* “Whoa, dude, you know what would be so cool, man?” - Singh Mauni some time ago, allegedly
You don’t need drugs when you have religion. With ‘Singh’ in his name, he’s most likely a Sikh and Sikhs are required to wear turbans. This is basically his way of being the Sikhest Sikh that ever put on a turban. It’s like a neck-hurting equivalent of the people who wear Jesus-themed T-shirts and get into a car covered in Jesus bumper stickers.
He’s definitely Sikh, specifically Nihang, judging by the decorations on his Dumalla. Nihang Sikhs are traditionally warriors, and would wear turbans with chainmail woven inside to act as armor against slashing weapons. They also typically wear blue, and the steel bangles are also emblematic of Sikhs.
And that’s a real dagger tucked into his sash. (I learned a bit about fighting Sikhs from reading Neal Stephenson’s Termination Shock, and watching a load of YouTube videos.)
The Sikh dagger (kirpan) must be worn and sheathed, but does not have to be sharp. So it is not necessarily a functional dagger.
If he’s a Nihang wearing the world’s biggest turban and 8 ridiculously gigantic karas, then, my friend, taya-ji there definitely sharpened his kirpan. 🤣
He might be stoned, too.
Miss those Royal Enfields. Such cool motorcycles
this Avtar guy sure mastered turban bending
I showed this to my wife and she said ‘well that seems like an easy thing to beat; I could just make a turban that’s longer and bigger than that.’
