Super confusing question…
Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.
I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
Man, I hate shopping for myself…
Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
Steak and a blowjob
a wife that don’t cheat.
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.
Fleshlight.
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
I’d probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say “ALL0FM3”. I feel like he’d appreciate that.
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
A book on ethics