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@ajmxco@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

If you were Jesus, what would you get God for Father's Day?

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If you were Jesus, what would you get God for Father's Day?

@ajmxco@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • FiveMacs
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    44•1 year ago

    Super confusing question…

    • Victor
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      10•1 year ago

      Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.

  • Stern
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    23•1 year ago

    I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    12•1 year ago

    Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.

  • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Whatever I wanted that week.

    #justtrinitythings

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    Man, I hate shopping for myself…

  • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    6•1 year ago

    Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    5•1 year ago

    A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.

  • @ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Steak and a blowjob

  • @cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    5•1 year ago

    a wife that don’t cheat.

  • Hucklebee
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    3•1 year ago

    The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.

  • stinerman
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    3•1 year ago

    Fleshlight.

    • @iiGxC@slrpnk.net
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      But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary

  • @RadicalEagle@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    I’d probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say “ALL0FM3”. I feel like he’d appreciate that.

  • @spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.

  • @MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works
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    2•1 year ago

    Same thing as every year.

    A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.

  • @Atin@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    A book on ethics

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