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Don’t listen to that guy, he’s just a shill for Big Potato
MEAT! MEAT! MEAAT! (Airhorn) Looks like meat is back on the menu with the new charcoal grilled halfman sandwich, and why go halfway when you can also choose our full man cheese sandwiches.
Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
“Here at Gandalf and Gandalf, we keep it secret, we keep it safe!”
And how would they handle it if you decided you need their help in taking down a dark lord wielding a piece of jewelry and is hell-bent on enshittifying the fediverse?
McTook’s, now serving second breakfast and elevensies all-day!
Ahh McTook’s, a good place to go after getting your mind slowed by the halflings’ leaf
And when you pay for premium… still ads!
Here’s a fossil of a meme: Lord of the Dancey-Dance
This made me smile, thank you.
POTATOS! Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew!
brought to you by the Dunland Potato Council
That isn’t Lembas bread, that’s a beef crunchwrap supreme. Make sure you get one at one of our combined taco bell/KFC/Pizza Hut, where you can be free to mix and match our menu as your heart desires.
Where else will you get a $1 happy hour Pepsi brand fountain soda, nerd?
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