Heather!!!
The GOAT
The throat goat one might say
She paved the road for all who swallowed.
Wonder what happened to her… It’s weird to think she’s at like a Costco wondering if she really needs the 3pack of relish or whatever
Taylor Rain became a realtor. I bet every guy that sees her walk in instantly thinks they’ll get to ass fuck her if they buy a house. It’s probably on her business card.
Especially if there is some 30 something your old dad next to her wondering the same thing, as well as whether he recognizes her as the chick that he cranked out absolute gallons to as a teenager
I remember as a kid i downloaded something weird. It was porn, but possibly child porn so i deleted it, and then panicked like i might get swatted, but i didn’t want to reformat my computer so i hid my hard drive waiting for the police to search my house
Suuuuuure
Friend “Hey popular film is on limewire!”
Me - itll be porn
Friend “Nah”
…
It was porn
Man I miss having a Turbo button on my computer.
Reminder to get a colonoscopy gramps
I downloaded so much bizarre stuff, the browser on our family computer must’ve had like 4 separate toolbars.
Only 4? Those are rookie numbers.
I was a help desk technician in the xp era and you just triggered my ptsd. Thanks for that.
Can’t say I miss the toolbars or IE7 but I do miss the world they came from. I really wish I explored more of that internet instead of just the endless Dragon Ball Z fan sites and pages and pages of crappy HTML with photos of papercraft creations. Although I am glad I got to see those.
Bonzai Buddy!
15min download on Netscape just to see some .jpg tiddies
that is a name i haven’t heard in a long time.
Between Napster and Limewire I legit screwed up my families second computer. In my defense, they bought it with Windows ME so it wasn’t that great to begin with.
Ahh hey we had one of those printers!
I can’t say it was very reliable, but printers haven’t changed on that front. At least it didn’t bitch and moan for internet access so it could constantly nag you with bs about setting up a subscription
