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Fuck you, shitass cats. Stop killing all the birds!
Keep your cats indoors, please.
The stray dogs outside keep my cat in.
Too much work.
Alternative plan, introduce new predatory birds.
lol +6/-6
For such a brilliant and flawless plan?!
This is misleading: Habitat destruction and lawns are a much greater threat to birds. If you do not like cats and want them gone that’s fine. Don’t use false/misleading information to further your point.
Our findings suggest that free-ranging cats cause substantially greater wildlife mortality than previously thought and are likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for US birds and mammals.
I am not arguing that, I am saying that populations would still be much high if more and more suitable habitat existed. The issue being that you cannot count lack of animals due to habitat via mortality.
… Are you logically sound? None of what I said is mutually exclusive of lawns and habitat destruction.
Ah, that is a tragic post history. And not surprising to the tone of your post here. another asshat troll to block. Thank you for making yourself known.
Not to forget how flexible you are and where you can go with your tongue.
Yeah, but your tongue is covered in sandpaper.
Hey, no kink shame :)
Technically tiny flesh hooks.
So yeah, even better.
I read that a tiger’s tongue is so abrasive they can lick the skin right off your body.
Most of these describe my gamer sister growing up. Cute, sleepy, etc.
I’ll admit, hiding the bodies growing up was tough work!
We got a LeyLey here
forgot to add, “wake up humans at 2am and go back to sleep immediately afterwards”
I started yelling at my cats randomly when they’re sleeping just for a little payback.
What if cats just protect us from the gov*rnment?
c/birdsarentrealI’ve got 3/4 down.
Wait, which 3…this could be bad.
Well two out of four aint bad… 😅😉
Sleeping all day and killing for fun 😎
Doesnt say the attention has to be positive either. 😅😂
these two are contradictory tho
I dispute “always cute.” I knew a guy who had a cat that looked disturbingly similar to Mao Zedong. Like if Mao Zedong was a cat, he would look like that cat. I don’t know how else to put it. But it sort of took away the cute factor and replaced it with a major creepiness one.
Was he called Meow Zedong?
Sadly, he was not.
Do you also prefer the unavoidable estrus state that makes you horny against your will and takes over all your senses?
If your holders are responsible people, this will never happen.
And they won’t let you out to kill all the birds either.
Death around every corner… they live a very exciting life
Maybe your cat, not all cats have a happy life. There are children of oligarchs who live a similar life to your cat.
This is a cat community, ma’am.
