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The body is often “prepared” for the funeral before it is cremated, so tape a couple hundred dollars to your chest with a note asking the preparer to leave your guts intact. Usually an underpaid apprentice does this, so there’s a chance they’ll go for it.
Someone apprentices at crematorium?
An old coworker of mine at some part-time gig went to school and studied “Mortuary Science”. Absolutely fascinated me. He had a second job at a crematorium where he was an apprentice.
After him telling me that, I realized that I never thought about how someone got into that field. Never really considered someone going to school to do this as a career (which now I realize is obvious, but I never connected the dots).
Always assumed people working at a crematorium or a cemetery was a cliche old decrepit guy.
Hm. At first I thought this was a Linux meme.
The guy’s face when OP OD’d on Linux Kernels, RIP
Also maybe see if you can wolf down an entire pickle. The cremator may be a pickle-with-popcorn kind of fella.
Make sure you chug some oil so the popcorn actually pops and doesnt burn
And this is the reason for death in the first place.
Is this viable?
Soooo … Corn ? 🌽🌽🌽
Actually no, popcorn’s a specific breed of corn. I think. Small enough kernels to withstand pressure longer or something like that.
THIS IS SOME GOOD SPAGHETTI BROH
