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Uncle Roach to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Paper tastes good for no reason

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Paper tastes good for no reason

Uncle Roach to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @O_i@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    A statement doesn’t make it true, even when believed by few

  • @DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    Found all the kids who ate glue in class…

    • Uncle RoachOP
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      I just ate paper and fabric when I was younger

      My mom started putting spices on my shirts so I stopped eating fabric

  • themeatbridge
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    8•1 year ago

    Paper is cellulose and glue. Cellulose doesn’t have any flavor, so you’re probably enjoying the glue as it dissolves.

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Whatcha gnawwing on in the shower, bro? That a three ring binder there, dude?

  • @spittingimage@lemmy.world
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    I can verify from long-ago experience that the paper in school exercise books does not taste good. Do you think they add bittering agents?

  • tinyVoltron
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    3•1 year ago

    I’m with you. I’ve been chewing paper my whole life. Love it. Am I broken?

    • Uncle RoachOP
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      Yeah me too, but i stopped when i found a worm in my poop once

  • @judooochp@lemmy.world
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    0•1 year ago

    Particularly with leftover adhesive, post-its…

    • Uncle RoachOP
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      I personally disagree, notebook paper is better

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