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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

True monsters

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True monsters

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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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    46•1 year ago

    I can sleep in anything and anywhere. The secret is alcohol.

    • M137
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      2•1 year ago

      Well, sometimes it’s no alcohol. When you don’t have and can’t afford any so you just sleep to get time to pass by.

  • @witheyeandclaw@lemmy.world
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    32•1 year ago

    You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

    • FenrirIII
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      13•1 year ago

      If I’m naked, I have the advantage.

    • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      7•1 year ago

      You can wear things besides jeans to cover thine lower areas

      • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        14•1 year ago

        Yeah, like jorts, or denim patterned sweats

        • @kautau@lemmy.world
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          8•1 year ago

          Jweat pants 👌

          • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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            1•1 year ago

            That’s the one!

        • @poppy@lemm.ee
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          4•1 year ago

          Don’t forget jeggings and jean skirts 😌

  • THCDenton
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    28•1 year ago

    Im not weird I’m just drunk.

  • @Zess@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    My roommate used to give me shit for falling asleep in jeans after we got stoned. Like bro how uncomfortable are your jeans because I don’t even notice mine.

    • @systemglitch@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      I hate the feeling of sleeping in jeans. Jeans are useful, but I’ve never called them comfortable.

      I wish I had your superpower to not notice them on.

    • @figjam@midwest.social
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      2•1 year ago

      Burlap jeans.

  • @De_Narm@lemmy.world
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    15•1 year ago

    It’s like you’ve never owned a stretch jeans in your life, that shit is more comfortable than literally anything else I ever wore on my lower half.

  • Kühe sind toll
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    10•1 year ago

    If im tired enough I can sleep in literally anything. But if I wake up again I will change clothes.

  • @Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    In bed in jeans right now. Belt too.

    • gl4d10
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      12•1 year ago

      put your boots on, don’t want to catch a cold

    • @Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Not the belt as well

  • @Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    People who sleep with their socks on are even worse. Wake up with sweaty ass feet, nasty.

    • peopleproblems
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      0•1 year ago

      People who have sweaty ass feet are nasty.

      My socks keep my feet warm because they ain’t sweat in my life.

      Which now that I think about it, seems really odd

  • @CptEnder@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Me, who’s drunk and fully clothed, with shoes

    • @Patches@sh.itjust.works
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      4•1 year ago

      Drunk

      Fully Clothed

      Is it truly sleep if you wake up more tired than when you went to bed?

  • @taanegl@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    They’re one and the same.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    5•1 year ago

    Well then I must be a monster because I will sleep in whatever clothes I happen to have on. Doesn’t matter if it’s jeans, dress pants, or anything else.

  • @dopeshark@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Bonus points if you also sleep with a bigass metal belt clip

  • @JackLSauce@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Is this uncommon?

  • defunct_punk
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    4•1 year ago

    Jeans are comfy to sleep in. Some big, thick fabric that drapes over my legs. Pick up a pair of Secret Denim jeans by Oni Jeans and you’ll never want to take them off

    • @Sylver@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Jeans and a Jean jacket? Don’t even need a sleeping bag at that point!

  • southsamurai
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    3•1 year ago

    Why are you watching me in bed?

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Why are you wearing jeans in bed?

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