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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Is this man a magnet for accidents at sea?

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Is this man a magnet for accidents at sea?

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    It’s my understanding that anyone operating a ship is required by law to respond to distress calls. Though it would be something to issue a distress call and have a luxury yatch respond

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      How enforceable would that be though? Do ships keep logs of received transmissions? Like how hard would it be to hear the distress call and just turn off the radio?

      If the transmission isn’t recorded there’s no way of knowing if a person deliberately ignored a distress signal or just didn’t receive it.

      • @pixelscience@lemm.ee
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        13•1 year ago

        I think it’s more of a “don’t be an asshole, cause it could be you” type of situation.

      • @tankplanker@lemmy.world
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        Its bound by Solas regulations that are legally enforceable. Ships must have two way AIS and its logged, so they know if you were in range similar to the tracking for planes. Boats under a certain size do not need AIS and often only have one way AIS, but I expect thats not the case with DiCaprios boat.

        Solas was bought in because of the Titanic sinking as other boats declined the help due to the risk of Icebergs, so thats a further link to DiCaprio.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
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        9•1 year ago

        That’s basically how the Expanse books and show begin. Except the ships are in space

        • Ech
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          7•1 year ago

          Man, what a great series. I’ve only seen the show so far, but it was so good.

          • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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            8•1 year ago

            The books are absolutely worth the read.

            • Ech
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              1•1 year ago

              That’s what I’ve heard. Definitely on my to-do list!

      • @Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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        Also there is a financial incentive. There is part of martime law about salvage rights. The person doing the rescuing has rights to the stuff they saved. Obviously it doesn’t apply to just saving some person floating,. A ship with people, you get some rights to the value of the ship and its contents.

        One of the more interesting examples https://www.smithsonianmag.com/air-space-magazine/oldies-amp-oddities-the-alraigo-incident-10366728/

      • @roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        All true, but enforcement, and the law itself, are unnecessary. I’ve never known a sailor that would even consider ignoring a distress call.

        Asshole passenger maybe, but not the crew. So on second thought, the law gives the crew something to say to an asshole passenger who wants to ignore a call.

        • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          1•1 year ago

          Haha that’s a good way to put it

  • @CptEnder@lemmy.world
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    He’ll never let go, Jack

    • @PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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      24•1 year ago

      Unless you’re over 25

  • NoFuckingWaynado
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    31•1 year ago

    I’m assuming DiCaprio did not hear the call and move in to rescue, but rather the captain of the vessel owned by DiCaprio performed these duties as required by maritime law.

  • themeatbridge
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    23•1 year ago

    … Nah, hallucination, you can fuck off. I’m staying in the lifeboat.

  • @paultimate14@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    In my head cannon Phil Collins was watching the scene unfold

    • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      🤣 I’m dying over here, you deserve this 🥇

    • @motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      TI rollin a blunt in the back because he knows his call of duty is near

      • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        With Michael mc Donald just because and yes I do want a ti ft Micheal McDonald.

    • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Or Celine Dion
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  • GladiusB
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    18•1 year ago

    He better call me Rose

  • @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    16•1 year ago

    Setting the meme of this aside, it’s nice that he didn’t just report it and fuck off.

    I’m curious how marine emergency calls work. Maybe I’ll look into it. Either way, it’s nice that it happened.

    • @JareeZy@feddit.de
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      22•1 year ago

      Afaik you have to respond if you’re the closest vessel.

      • @lonerangers1@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        So I need a dingy and the marine traffic app and to have an “accident” while a certain vessel would be imposed to save me? Then I get to do some yachting and chumming it up with gilbert grape and some <25 year old babes?

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    Just throws you a wooden door and slips below the waves.

    • @brlemworld@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Where’s my diamond necklace?

      • The Picard ManeuverOP
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        3•1 year ago

        And I was promised a tasteful nude drawing

  • UltraMagnus0001
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    16•1 year ago

    as he quickly tossed him back since he wasn’t a 20 year old woman

    • Flying Squid
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      How dare you come up with that joke an hour before me!

      • @Tvkan@feddit.de
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        The joke is already too old for Leo.

  • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    Why was DiCaprio on that man’s yacht

    • threelonmusketeers
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      Because he pulled the ol’ yachtaroo!

  • @gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Getting back to his roots - I like that. hopefully he didn’t die in the freezing water this time.

  • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Then he invited him aboard the yacht and threw lobsters at him while looking suave.

  • spirinolas
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    Somewhere there’s a joke about him freezing in the water to save someone else. I can’t see it yet, but it’s out there.

    EDIT: Disregard that, I found them. Aye there be many in these seas, aharr

  • @Shard@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Rolling a 20 on your luck throw

  • @MontanaNana@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

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