imagine a slider on a video game going way in the other direction, that is. this isn’t like one of those philosophy riddle things
Alcohol is addicted to me.
“If you’ve managed to quit alcohol - your greatest weakness - perhaps you’ve already found your greatest strength.”
- Gandalf the Grey
I mean, in a way, it can’t quit you…
Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun
Ah takes me back so many years!
The game is “Street Fighter II”, in case you have a senior moment like I did.
What really happened:
https://www.windows93.net/#!kof93
gameplay video: https://youtu.be/LNGWs8ypDDY
You’re not fighting E. Honda, you’re fighting A Honda.
It’s all in the packet.
I’m now on time. People notice my punctuality, no one actually cares.
I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.
Nightclub promotions? Is that still a job or did AI influencers take over it after Covid?
Now I am immortal god.
My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.
You would become an incredible and charismatic leader, always capable of picking the right choice and carrying everyone forward.
You now have the ability and drive to always make decisions. Are they good ones? Who knows but they are decisions
Having my head chopped off now makes me stronger and more alive.
Every head chopped would spawn three heads
I am procrastinate and don’t fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.
I am happy and enjoy every moment of life.
I’m very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I’ve ever read, seen or heard.
I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.
I’m gonna be social and charismatic af
I have always said if I could re-roll my stats I would trade whatever amount of intelligence I supposedly have to be dumb as a box of fucking rocks with a ludicrous amount of charisma.
i can walk again :)
I break everything I touch -> I fix everything I touch
The other day I saw the clock in the bathroom stop working. I swapped the batteries and it stopped working entirely.
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According to the rules of the post, you are now confident, persuasive, and loved!
And the best thing of all… it doesn’t just have to be a fantasy. These are all qualities that can be learned, practiced, and refined over time. It’s not easy, but it can become a reality!
