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Ghostalmedia to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.

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My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.

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Ghostalmedia to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @orangeNgreen@lemmy.world
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    34•1 year ago

    Does… does it work?

    • GhostalmediaOP
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      35•1 year ago

      Only for walking birds.

    • @Jerb322@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      Probably not well, there’s no circle around it 😁

  • @flooppoolf@lemmy.world
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    22•1 year ago

    This is the most interesting content on here

    • GhostalmediaOP
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      13•1 year ago

      I hope it’s not too interesting though.

      • @flooppoolf@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        Banned for breaking rule 1

  • @SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    This will go over a lot of birds heads.

    • @twack@lemmy.world
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      11•1 year ago

      Many might find the concept to be beneath them as well.

    • Flying Squid
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      5•1 year ago

      Only if they duck.

  • @UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca
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    15•1 year ago

    • Flying Squid
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  • Norgur
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    11•1 year ago

    That’s ornitocist! Bigot swine!

    • Deceptichum
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      Swine‽ You porcinaphobe coward.

      • Norgur
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        coward?! You boviniphobe maggot!

        • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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          Maggot!? You scoleciphobe ass!

          • Norgur
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            Ass?! You equidiphobe rat!

            • @LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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              Rat?! You rodentiphobe shrew!

              • Norgur
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                Shrew?! You moleophobe karp!

  • Rufus Q. Bodine III
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    10•1 year ago

    Birds aren’t real.

    • qyron
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      4•1 year ago

      I would like to agree with you but… I’ve been shit on, stared at (which includes judging looks), screamed at, had food and small items stolen (shiny things, like nails, screws and washers), my house casually invaded as the door was open, my work appraised (yard work) and taunted as nests were being built.

      Nah…

      They are very real.

  • @moistclump@lemmy.world
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    Wow. I’ve never seen such a blatant display of birdism. Birdists are now openly displaying their hate propaganda, not even just for the general public but specifically targeted so the birds see it and live in fear.

    Birdphobia won’t be stopped until all spaces accept and welcome birds.

  • @lethargic_lemming@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    this is a high quality post

  • LazaroFilm
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    6•1 year ago

    Can you ask the story behind this sign? I bet there is a story behind it.

    • GhostalmediaOP
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      15•1 year ago

      I told my wife about this sign and she said there was a bird in the cafe last week.

      There were no birds in the establishment when I was there today. The sign clearly works.

  • Teon
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    5•1 year ago

    How the hell do you expect Big Bird to see that sign way down there???

  • @LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    Every sign has a story. I’d love to know this one, and is it working?

  • @prunerye@slrpnk.net
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    4•1 year ago

    Untitled Goose Game got a sequel?

  • @vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2•1 year ago

    i have a “no cats aleowed” sign on the door to my study. At the cats’ eye level, of course

  • Flying Squid
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    1•1 year ago

    “You were warned.”

    *BANG*

  • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    1•1 year ago

    If any birds could read, they would be very upset.

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