@MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoBillionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erectionswww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square101fedilinkarrow-up1361arrow-down121
arrow-up1340arrow-down1external-linkBillionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erectionswww.thedailybeast.com@MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square101fedilink
minus-square@kescusay@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglish68•3 months ago9.5 out of 10. In his dick. Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?
minus-square@DharkStare@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish58•3 months ago“You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.” Sounds like a cursed genie wish.
minus-squareFranklinlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoWhat’s the quality of my life? Like 20s forever or do I still age?
minus-square@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-23 months agoYou sure, bro? You missing out. grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body
minus-square@Zorque@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish24•3 months agoProbably because he knows he can’t take his wealth with him in death. What’s the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can’t be pointlessly wealthy forever?
9.5 out of 10. In his dick.
Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?
“You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.”
Sounds like a cursed genie wish.
Absofuckinglutely not
What’s the quality of my life? Like 20s forever or do I still age?
Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.
You sure, bro? You missing out.
grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body
Probably because he knows he can’t take his wealth with him in death.
What’s the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can’t be pointlessly wealthy forever?