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minus-squaredonlinkfedilink35•4 months agoFuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink8•4 months agoBad salads are sad though. Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
minus-square@Maggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoMake it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink5•edit-24 months agoDeal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
minus-square@Maggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoThankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
minus-square@PerogiBoi@lemmy.calinkfedilink3•4 months agoThat’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
minus-squarego $fsck yourselflinkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoThe sad doesn’t come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l
Fuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
The sad doesn’t come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l