• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    307 months ago

    Date was fine enough, when the girl gave me a handy like she was trying to strip me with sandpaper, that’s where things went south.

    • @pandapoo@sh.itjust.works
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      7 months ago

      Handjobs are never worth it, and at this point in my life, if I ever received a good handjob, it would set off all my red flags alerts and alarms.

      Of course, I am speaking as a straight man. I’m assuming gay men don’t have this problem, but can’t speak to that with any authority.