@HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-square77fedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down123
arrow-up1442arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?@HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square77fedilink
minus-square@Alenalda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•8 months agoIs this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔
minus-square@Car@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink5•8 months agoThere was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you. Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink1•8 months agoThat would have been a much better show if they didn’t turn over the entire cast every series or so.
minus-square@Death_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•8 months agoWhy did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
minus-square@Death_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•edit-28 months agoOnly someone who is omniscient could know that. Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
minus-square@Death_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•8 months agoYou are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink1•8 months agoI see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔
There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.
Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?
That would have been a much better show if they didn’t turn over the entire cast every series or so.
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
All I have is Moo Deng coin.
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Something over 90%.