@HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-square77fedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down123
arrow-up1442arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?@HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square77fedilink
minus-square@A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink92•8 months agoWater + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink42•8 months agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-square@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•8 months agoThat next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”