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@MHanak@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world • 11 months ago

You got the cheese, the ham, the... wait

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@MHanak@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world • 11 months ago
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  • @WhatIsThePointAnyway@lemmy.world
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    37•11 months ago

    The straight whole coffee beans. 🤣

    • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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      21•11 months ago

      Ngl I’ve munched coffee beans before. There’s chocolate covered whole coffee beans, so why not eat them without the chocolate too?

      • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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        21•11 months ago

        Because without the chocolate, it’s like eating slightly burnt coffee flavoured sand. I eat them all the time because I have a fucking problem, but I don’t enjoy it.

        • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          5•11 months ago

          Is there a name for this problem? I’m imagining you sitting with a bowl of beans looking miserable, shaking your head and muttering, “damn beans”

          • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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            10•11 months ago

            End stage caffeine addiction. A terrible illness

            • @ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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              3•11 months ago

              4th stage is where it’s at

          • LustyArgonian
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            11 months ago

            Anemia, pica

          • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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            1•11 months ago

            Genetic fast metaboliser of caffeine. Need more caffeine to have an effect and more prone to addiction. I decided once to drink espresso until I got the shakes. I needed 12 shots.

            • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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              1•11 months ago

              Eating beans seems terribly inefficient though. Eating the 30g of beans in a cup of coffee or a shot of espresso for example would be quite the snack. Water extraction of caffeine is highly efficient so you aren’t leaving a lot behind from coffee / espresso either.

              Have you tried Guarana pills or slow release caffeine pills? No data, but I’ve found Guarana to be a less jolty longer lasting than most forms of caffeine

              • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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                To be clear, I’m eating them along side a quad espresso, not instead of it. Pretty sure guarana pils aren’t available where I live, and the only caffeine pills available are weak and expensive.

                • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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                  1•11 months ago

                  I think you can eat the seeds and it is apparently possible to home grow guauranna (I doubt that it’s particularly easy to grow though). Keep it away from pets.

                  • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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                    I doubt it’s particularly easy to grow here at any rate. It’s just after midnight and the sun is shining.

        • @Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de
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          I eat them all the time because I have a fucking problem, but I don’t enjoy it.

          Aah, like salmiakki (salty licorice). Tastes terrible, but I just can’t stop eating them.

          • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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            1•11 months ago

            Salmiakki has nothing to do with liquorice. It’s ammonium chloride, just another example of Scandinavians using floor cleaner as a flavour enhancer.

            • @Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de
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              It’s often used as the name for ammonium chloride on black licorice. The ammonium chloride also makes a great soldering iron tip cleaner!

              • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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                2•11 months ago

                Ok you’re correct, I just checked the ingredients list for ifa and it does in fact contain 2,5 %. Liquorice extract.

          • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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            1•11 months ago

            Wtf salmiakki tastes great you heathen

            • @Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de
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              1•11 months ago

              It tastes like death and I love it.

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      8•11 months ago

      They’re alright actually

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