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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

United Airlines Flight Forced to Divert After Dog Pooped in First Class Aisle

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United Airlines Flight Forced to Divert After Dog Pooped in First Class Aisle

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

A United Airlines flight from Houston to Seattle was diverted to Dallas on April 5 due to a passenger's dog pooping in the aisle.

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Maybe there’s a formula, like cost per puke * pukers and when that exceeds the divert cost, they just go for it
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  Someone’s seen Fight Club 😁
  
  which airline do you work for?
  
  a major one
  
  dog softly growls

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