The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year agoWait, not like thatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up11.22Karrow-down119
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minus-square@alcoholicorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilink2•1 year agoBut liquor comes in shots, cups, pints, fifths, and handles?
minus-square@assassin_aragorn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•edit-21 year agoSaw a great joke on TikTok the other day: Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?” Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.” Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.” Principal: “Alright, bring him in.” Father: “What? This isn’t my son.” Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”
minus-square@alcoholicorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilink1•1 year agoDon’t you want your dad to have a little fun once in awhile? Also quit spying on us, it’s creepy.
minus-squareGreenPlasticSushiGrasslinkfedilink1•1 year agoA fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
minus-square@TurtleTourParty@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoA US gallon is 3.785L which makes a fifth 757 ml. A pint is 1/8 gallon so ~473 ml. An imperial gallon is 4.54609L which makes a fifth 909ml and a pint 568ml. If your bartender is giving you 200ml pints you’re really getting ripped off.
But liquor comes in shots, cups, pints, fifths, and handles?
It also comes in my dad :(
Hi it’s me, Liquor.
Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:
Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”
Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”
Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”
Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”
Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”
Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”
Don’t you want your dad to have a little fun once in awhile?
Also quit spying on us, it’s creepy.
Quarts and forties too. And smoots.
A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
A US gallon is 3.785L which makes a fifth 757 ml. A pint is 1/8 gallon so ~473 ml.
An imperial gallon is 4.54609L which makes a fifth 909ml and a pint 568ml.
If your bartender is giving you 200ml pints you’re really getting ripped off.