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@Jordan117@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control

www.oklahoman.com

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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control

www.oklahoman.com

@Jordan117@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • ivanafterall
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    $10 says the state legislator responsible for the bill is whatever the most-outlandish type of furry possible is.

    • @yuriy@lemmy.world
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      Cockvore and hyperscat fan FOR SURE

      • @768@sh.itjust.works
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        Cockvore is outlandish?

        • ivanafterall
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          Only when you’re a fan, but also a state legislator introducing an anti-furry bill.

          Otherwise, I’m sure I speak for everyone here when I say: every single one of us loves cockvore. Totally normal!

        • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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          Now I’m afraid

      • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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        He eats da poo poo

    • @Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Right?! Furries aren’t even remotely on the public conscience so how the fuck does he even know about them otherwise

      • Osa-Eris-Xero512
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        Dude just caught a rerun of the csi episode and went into panic mode

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      Nazi furry.

    • vraylle
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      As a sad citizen of Oklahoma, I wish I could upvote you more than once.

      • Draconic NEO
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        I wouldn’t joke about that if I were you, vote manipulation is a big problem on Lemmy and since the tools for detection aren’t very good (if even there at all) it might cause people to suspect you of cheating the system.

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