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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • While I’m driving for/at work, I know it’s break time when I want to sing along with the radio, but just can’t. Whether it’s from fatigue or frustration, doesn’t really matter either way.

    Quickest way to set me off is to interrupt my performance. If I try to power through a song while, say, getting brake-checked, I usually just replace the lyrics with swearing.

    For something… I dunno, wider in scope, I guess(?), I tend to find myself needing to make a change when I catch myself scrolling through real estate listings. The further away the city, the worse I find myself feeling.



  • I like the flexibility trucking offers me. Dispatch doesn’t care when or how far I drive, as long as I pick up and deliver on time. But this is highly carrier-dependent; most of the companies I’ve worked for would see my legal drive times as targets, rather than the limits they’re supposed to be.

    I like that I get paid to cruise down the highway and listen to the radio all day. But I don’t like that it often takes all day. I often work sunrise to sunset. Literally.

    I like that my boss physically cannot look over my shoulder at work, since he’s usually at least two time zones away. But so are my friends and family, most of the time. Phone calls just aren’t the same. Even if I’m just an hour’s drive from home, I may as well be on the moon.

    I get to see a lot of amazing sights, but seeing them, in passing, is all I’m usually able to do.


  • I wonder how many people in this thread have read/seen 11.22.63 before.

    Without some amount of preparation, I think I’d just end up mostly working for cash and living out of a van for most of that time, or otherwise staying off-grid. There’s a surprising amount of paperwork involved in legally existing as a person.

    Also, since memorizing statistics is not one of my hobbies, I’d want/need some kind of written ledger to have an edge in back-alley sports betting.

    Just for fun’s sake though, I’d try my hand at writing professionally again, as a novelist, but just ripping off the plots of movies and TV shows that haven’t been filmed yet. Self-publishing everything under pen names of course, to preserve my anonymity.


  • I feel pretty lucky in this regard, in that I’ve got family members who work at a grocery store, and they let me bum off their employee discount. It’s only good for store-brand items though, and it only works while they’re off the clock, so it takes some coordination for me to use it. Stacks with coupons though, which also helps.

    Buying in bulk can absolutely be helpful, if you can shop at wholesalers or warehouse clubs, and take advantage of coupons and sales. Wouldn’t recommend doing this for perishables though, if you’re only buying for yourself. Might also be annoying trying to find space for everything at home.


  • I dunno about “proud”, 14-year-old me was around when saying “gay” was usually a punchline, or an insult. Maybe he’d be surprised about my ex-boyfriend. Or my current boyfriend.

    Whatever problems he might have with my current self, he’d definitely come around after all the insider trading information I’d give him. Then he’d definitely be quick about doing things I actually wish I’d done sooner, like quitting marching band and switching to theatre. Focusing on trades, rather than racking up debt, then later burning out trying to get an engineering degree. Things like that.


  • I’ve always loved it, or at least liked it as a kid. My dad was a huge fan of the show when he was a kid, having amassed a huge collection of serials on VHS, and he’d used them to get me hooked just in time for the reboot. We’d watch every Saturday night like clockwork. I remember being distraught when The Empty Child aired, ended on a cliffhanger, and my local PBS affiliate waited four months to air the followup episode.

    I lost active interest in the show sometime during Matt Smith’s run as The Doctor; something about the show’s writing around then didn’t quite sit right. Everything was becoming about The Doctor, always revolving around him, pulling focus away from whatever a given episode was meant to be about, and all these hints were being dropped, presenting questions to the audience that would ultimately go unanswered.

    Also, I thought bringing back the Weeping Angels was stupid, before they were made more powerful upon their return.


  • I worked at a Waffle House as a teenager, and ended up acting in an episode of some kind of show for MTV, called My Life As Liz.

    By which I mean, there were a few actors and a camera crew camped out in a booth, and the director wanted me to bring them waffles, as a part of whatever scene they were filming. It was the middle of a random Tuesday, the place normally would’ve been dead, it was a nice change of pace.

    I wasn’t paid or credited for this by MTV, just “being on TV was enough” according to the Waffle House’s franchise owner. The show’s production was also pretty low-budget, non-union; I only remember four or five people on the crew, plus three actors in the scene.

    I ended up making dozens of waffles for these actors, who would only eat a couple bites per take, if anything. Some of the crew ate them on their lunch break, but the majority of the waffles were just thrown away after each take. To the production’s credit, they did pay for every single one. After about four hours, they’d apparently got all the shots they needed, packed everything up, and left.

    Several years later, unrelated, AMC used a car I owned for a few episodes of Fear The Walking Dead. I was never on set for that though; their production company apparently had a “car wrangler” who reached out to me. They bought the car off of me, took it away, and when they’d wrapped the season’s shooting a few weeks later, they called me to offer first dibs to buy the car back, or else it would’ve been auctioned off.

    When I got the car back, it was covered in fake dirt, the Landau top had been cut up to make the car appear in worse shape than it actually was, and there were several fake bullet holes in the bodywork from a gunfight scene. Although, in the take that made it to air, you never actually see those bullet holes on the car.



  • I’d consider donating this car if it were in better shape; in its current state, sure, the engine is running and it’ll move under its own power, but it’s still got a long way to go before it’ll be road-legal, or even safe to drive.

    Right now, any charity organization that’d accept the car would probably just have it crushed, which would just be a waste to me.