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@thawed_caveman@lemmy.world to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca • 1 year ago

How to keep a man

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How to keep a man

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@thawed_caveman@lemmy.world to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca • 1 year ago
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  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    50•1 year ago

    What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time…

    • Shadow
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      Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top

      Maybe boiled it?

      • @RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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        18•1 year ago

        Looks boiled to me.

        • @Jarix@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Or maybe an instapot/pressure cooker

          • @RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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            2•1 year ago

            Fancy boiled.

            (I do love my instant pot though…)

      • @mihnt@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        There is a sauce on it. Maybe Ranch?

  • @LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    32•1 year ago

    Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.

    This looks like old person knees.

    • @MajesticSloth@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      Now I can’t unsee the knees. Thanks.

  • @RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
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    23•1 year ago

    If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.

    • southsamurai
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      4•1 year ago

      You know marines aren’t allowed crayons.

  • @Pratai@lemmy.ca
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    14•1 year ago

    I’d be willing to bet this was never posted seriously. It’s either a joke; or a photoshop.

    • Krudler
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      It has to be a joke.

      But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!

      I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn’t know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.

      Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.

  • It's Maddie!
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    10•1 year ago

    If this gets him to stay, he’s not worth keeping

  • @YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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    7•1 year ago

    A couple of bull testicles and some vomit?

  • @rickdg@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Keep the man away, for sure.

  • @abort_christian_babies@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • defunct_punk
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    5•1 year ago

    Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow

  • @FlashZordon@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    This is how you keep a man…on the toilet.

  • @Cruxifux@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.

    The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.

      Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it’ll photograph better.

      But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    3•1 year ago

    Still better than 90% of the foodporn community.

  • @Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    You poison him so he can’t leave?

  • southsamurai
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    2•1 year ago

    Got damn! That’s the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    2•1 year ago

    Why is every boomer meme always “Wif bad. get in kichen”

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