I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.
You’re pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.
Dark mode for the fucking win.
It still produces light though??
Somebody hasn’t used OLED dark mode at minimum brightness
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You are very wrong.
Yeah dudes comment history is pretty toxic and filled with variations of “fuck”.
Nothing against swearing, but it loses its impact if used to frequently.
But how else can a 14 year old show you they are cool?
Fuck. Fuck… Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
These people don’t own OLED phones lul
How about just not using it in a theater at all?
Better yet, don’t go to the theater in the first place
Where am I going to text tho???
i dunno, it’s always the little things that make one smirk.
Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don’t worry, he will never suspect anything
It’s true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.
My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/
Magnum dong.
Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”
Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”
Teacher: “So why do you have a boner?” 👀
Student: I don’t know! It just does that!
Son. It’s time to learn the Tuck / Tennessee Tuck / Uptuck.
As a female bodied person - can I get an explanation?
Other person was correct.
The tuck is where you pull your boner up and point it to the sky. You then tuck it between your underwear/pants. It allows you to acquire a full on stiffy without it tenting the front of your pants.
By the time you get flaccid it untucks itself automatically and flaps back into position without issue.
About the only thing it requires is properly fitted clothing and usually a T-shirt. But you can get by without a shirt as long as you aren’t going commando. Just gotta make sure your pants or underwear are lower than the other and tuck at 0 degrees in the lower of the two.
Fwiw we don’t even need to be horny. Boners just happen at all ages, but especially so between 0-25.
Student: “They’re good memes.”
“I told you, I’m upvoting memes.”
“If you saw how big my dick was, you’d get it.” - Is how you answer this, especially if you’re a girl
Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead
I had t9 on lock back in the day. Write and send a message without having to look at my phone at all. Sure, there was no internet on there, but that tiny Nokia would stay charged for like 5 days and survive a 20 foot drop on cement without a case.
Fun fact: they would NOT survive being dropped into a gallon of polyurethane floor finish :-(
And Eric Idle: https://youtu.be/p9PiqCeLEmM?si=bEwtdgK9F6LrjOyp
I do. 😉
“Oh my god, you’re going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰”
“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”
When you’re in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.
Da Vinci’s note book:“turns his smile into a grimice”
