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Dramatic Shitposter to 4chan@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

anon has a bone to pick with god

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anon has a bone to pick with god

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Dramatic Shitposter to 4chan@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    22•2 years ago

    Fuck that sounds precisely like early-20’s-me’s internal monologue.

    I’m much happier now that I’ve transitioned.

    • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Your username makes that comment infinitely better.

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    2 years ago

    Fake: God

    Gay: anon

    • @CluckN@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Euphoric: Me

      God: Phony

  • Programmer Belch
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    2•2 years ago

    Be god Make girls Fuck them over once every month starting at 12

    • SharkEatingBreakfast
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      1•2 years ago

      Sometimes god will also put benign bloody flesh tumors in your fucking uterus that will elevate your monthly cramps to near unbearable pain level & your bloodflow to levels of “Jesus christ do you need to go the hospital???”

      But don’t worry. You will be told that it’s all just part of “being a woman” and that you’re being “emotional and dramatic” and that “every girl goes through this!”

      …by doctors!

      Being a grill is like living life on easy mode!

  • @Sylver@lemmy.world
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    -2•2 years ago

    You falsely attribute to God that which was made by man!

    • @MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Well I sure as hell didn’t put my prostate up my ass

      • TwilightVulpine
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        6•2 years ago

        You kinda did, just not like, consciously.

      • @FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        Your “I” looks like a slash

      • @RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        My chuckles stopped when I answered the question and weirded myself out.

    • @RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
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      I don’t think god exists at all. But I will kill god and the devil both if given the chance.

      How else can we truly be free?

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