Oh, look. Another once-in-a-lifetime disaster event. Aren’t we lucky…
Good news everyone! Lifetimes will automatically be adjusted to ensure these events will remain “once in a lifetime”.
Gotta say this one is not in my bingo cards
I came here to say exactly this.
Can’t wait to read this headline twice a year for the rest if my life.
Maybe, just maybe, Brazil shouldn’t keep chopping down rainforest to extract iron/oil and grow soybean/chicken/cow? Brazil needs to rapidly industrialized their economy because resource exploitation is clearly unsustainable.
Recently, Chinese companies have started to rapidly expand their Brazilian manufacturing footprint, but it’s not enough.
expand their Brazilian manufacturing footprint
Wouldn’t the low cost raw material extracted from the forests be a factor responsible for this?
Jungle wood sucks
