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@illumrial@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

Unfortunately based on true events

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@illumrial@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
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    37•2 years ago

    Tell me about it. Quit smoking almost four weeks ago, can’t stop eating since and already gained 5 kg

    • @illumrial@lemmy.worldOP
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      43•2 years ago

      Hey you quit smoking! That’s hard to do. You’ll reach a balance but this Internet stranger is proud of you!

      • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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        8•2 years ago

        Not trying to one-up our friend up there, but I would just compare how fighting any addiction will take its own toll for a bit. In one year after quitting drinking, I went up to 200 from around 175, the heaviest I have ever been. It took a bit, but I am finally down to a healthy 185.

        I think what I am meaning to say is that if you are battling an addiction of any kind, eating too much should be the least of your concerns. No cigs? No booze? That gallon of ice cream is OK to eat in a single sitting then. Learning to moderate food can come much later.

    • @GravitySpoiled@lemmy.ml
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      13•2 years ago

      Well done!

    • Blackout
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      8•2 years ago

      Smoking has probably killed your sense of taste so I recommend eating lots of low calorie foods like leaves and fiberfill.

      • @768@sh.itjust.works
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        2 years ago

        https://medlineplus.gov/ency/patientinstructions/000811.htm

        This says low-calorie ‘finger-food’ to keep busy with, might help as well.

        • @Anamana@feddit.de
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          8•2 years ago

          Sounds weird, but we tried eating just washed and salted cabbage pieces from a bowl to see if we actually care about what we snack while watching movies. Didn’t really make a difference for us lol

    • @demonsword@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Congratz dude, I’m with you, I’ve quit six months ago. Also added about 5kg, but I’m working on that

    • No_
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      2•2 years ago

      You got this! Plus, 5kg is nothing.

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Well done!

      Perhaps try chewing gum? That helped me quit without gaining weight.

  • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    18•2 years ago

    Three whole days?

  • @Geobloke@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    At first I was thinking where’s the issue with that, but then I realised that the internet is American

  • OurTragicUniverse
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    9•2 years ago

    Every so often you just have to fill yourself up with pizza till reality stops hurting. Pies can’t cure you but the food coma certainly helps blunt the pain for a few hours.

  • @pyrflie@lemm.ee
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    6•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      2•2 years ago

      Just put a butt plug in, you’ll be fine.

      • @pyrflie@lemm.ee
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        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          1•2 years ago

          Use an extra large one or two in a pinch.

          • @pyrflie@lemm.ee
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            2•2 years ago

            deleted by creator

  • @EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 years ago

    The other day I had a flash of german nostalgia craving and bought a frozen Benjamin Blümchen Torte. Still as good as I remembered but after two thirds I started to regret my decision

  • @bleistift2@feddit.de
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    4•2 years ago

    When you’re baking and starting to fine-tune the recipe.

  • BolexForSoup
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    3•2 years ago

    Those are rookie numbers you got to pump those numbers up

  • Tgnome
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    3•2 years ago

    I remember eating an entire cheesacake by myself for lunch when I was in highschool. That was not my smartest decision.

  • SSUPII
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    1•2 years ago

    I wouldn’t mind

  • @ohlaph@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    It happens to the best of us.

  • @Destraight@lemm.ee
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    1•2 years ago

    Because it is not necessary. Conserve it to a quarter of a pie a day and you’ll save more money on groceries. Think of the long term, OP

    • @illumrial@lemmy.worldOP
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      2•2 years ago

      But… Pie…

  • Blackout
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    Removed by mod

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