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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

And Jesus said...

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And Jesus said...

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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @kyle1320@lemmy.world
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    Maybe it’s natural selection 🤔 everyone who could do it was just like 👍 yep I’m good 👍 and never had any kids.

    • @kofe@lemmy.ml
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      I’ve heard it’s more akin to sucking the dick rather than having the dick sucked from people that could. Makes sense why that wouldn’t be the most desirable experience to pass on. Not to mention getting to that size hurts most of us on the receiving end when it comes to makin the babies

      ETA: I swear I’d heard that before reading the comments literally right below yours

      • @aidan@lemmy.world
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        I can confirm it is, also you don’t need to be insanely big to do it if you’re relatively thin and flexible.

    • @aidan@lemmy.world
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      Except there are a lot of people who can do it

  • @Saprophyte@lemmy.world
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    Would sucking your own dick be more like getting your dick sucked or more like sucking on some dude’s dick?

    Going to chalk this one up as a possible blessing in disguise with little (no) testing or research on my own.

    • @Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      It’s definitely more like sucking dick with an overly stretched out back.

    • @Hotdogman@lemmy.world
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      Like, you give yourself a handy, right?

      • @Selmafudd@lemmy.world
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        Yeah but I don’t jizz in the other hand and slam it down my throat

        • @Hotdogman@lemmy.world
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          You don’t? Huh…

    • @TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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      Depends if you cum in your own mouth or not. If you do defenetly more like sucking

    • FartsWithAnAccent
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      More like sucking a dick.

  • @bitwaba@lemmy.world
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    Sucking your own dick is more like sucking dick and less like getting your dick sucked.

    – Chinese proverb… probably

  • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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    He did a compromise and allowed us to suck somebody else dick.

  • @Cap@lemm.ee
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    There are two types of men in this world. Those who have tried to suck their own dick, and liars.

  • @aidan@lemmy.world
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    I think some on here would argue God doesn’t favor me

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    I can (or at least I could, haven’t tried in years).

    It’s not that great.

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      • FartsWithAnAccent
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  • @Countess425@lemmy.world
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    You can suck your own dick; it’s medically possible, and it’s not illegal!

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  • @iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee
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    So this means people who can suck their own dick are God’s favorite?

    Doesn’t surprise me haha.

  • @geekworking@lemmy.world
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    My Cousin Walter would disagree

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