• Cyrus Draegur
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    122 years ago

    i possess the pillow of time.

    it has the power to make hours literally fucking vanish but can also stretch minutes into entire lifetimes (depending on the time dilation factor of the dream, if there are dreams at all)

    it’s manufactured by purple.

  • @Espi@lemmy.world
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    102 years ago

    The gravity mattress, electromagnetic pillow, weak nuclear sheets and strong nuclear blanket