>be me
>went to Japan for vacation
>has a very close online jap friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group
>we decided to meet up
>thought he’s a guy
>short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao
>even though it’s the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well
>Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online
>she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn’t take her seriously because she’s a girl
>she apologized
>“apology accepted but on one condition.”
>says I wanna play guitar hero with you
>she laughed and agreed
>nicesmile.jpeg
>went to her apartment
>she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero
>pretty high level
>plays
>mfw she lost
>mfw she turned off the game and started sulking
>started motivating her
>hey nao, you’re a rockstar. get your game on, go, play
It’s between a while since I’ve been Gottem’d like that
always-read-the-last-line-first master race
I am so happy to be bamboozled by you.
Dammit. Fuck you and well done!
I read the whole thing and said “I hate you. I hate you so much” out loud.
God damn it
I am betrayed
He can’t keep getting away with this!
Holy shit did I just get got
Got got
Like Rick-Rolled 'cept different.
But did she glitter?
😡
I knew where this was going when her name was Nao.
I don’t think Guitar Hero even came out in Japan.
No it staid in the closet.
With Tom Cruise?
Yes.
And when it doesn’t work out, it’s, “Hey Nao, hey Nao, don’t dream, it’s over.”
“Wait! How did you beat me when I hit every note perfectly? I’ve never seen anyone use their whammy bar the entire time—just what in the hell was that?”
“Nao, that’s what I call music.”
