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bruh, lmao!
I’m so happy to find out that Randall Munroe is one of us.
Anyone with a brain is
Did I just get spikepilled?
Netherlands!
Netherlands!
Netherlands!
Netherlands!
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Throwing out trash? Believe it or not, road spikes!
Based Randall
He wants the harpoon from snow crash.
I want the stickers.
And the shockwave projector.
… and the dentata.
Can I mount Reason on my bike
No, spikes aren’t permanent enough, drivers can just move them tot he side or cover them to pass over them. We should plant Czech Hedgehogs and Dragon’s teeth on out roads!
Ayy I had a flat tire yesterday and I approve
Example: translated bike road, cars are guests!
I think people are just confused on how that would actually work, it’s like boomers staring at a roundabout thinking it’s making traffic worse. People are so used to congested streets with cars that looking at the example probably gives them anxiety thinking about navigating it.
saw a comment a couple days ago – “You are not stuck in traffic. You ARE traffic.”
Sure, just throw tires spikes on the road. Let’s have people buy more tires, and trash the (what used to be good) tires into a landfill. Yeah that’ll show them drivers
Something tells me that people don’t want to drive somewhere that has road spikes on the ground.
Now I’m imagining the city hiring armored trucks with spike-plows and police escort, clearing spikes from the most important lanes after car-haters have scattered huge quantities everywhere.
