Good. I hope they have nightmares about people.
I’m very happy whenever a spiderbro decides to set up on my balcony. They munch on mosquitos, I get to keep my blood on the inside. Everyone wins! Except the mosquitos. Screw them.
Breaking news: It appears that mosquitos have dreams … dreams about conquering spiders and humans alike.
I’ve been terrified of spiders since I was a toddler. Still, whenever I say hi to Pete who set up his web in the corner just above my one and only house plant, I think about the nasty stuff he gobbles up so that I don’t have to deal with them. Thanks, Pete. Stay away, but thanks. You’ll be kept warm in the winter. :::: )
Jokes on you, pal, the spider dreams of nature. You, on the other hand, dream about the commute to work or that party that went poorly 4 years ago.
Some probably do
Well now I feel guilty for killing that large spider in my bedroom a couple days ago :(
The Big Sleep
I’m ok with most spiders I encounter, and sometimes find photos cute too
But that thumbnail is scary
So imprinted are the memories of The Flammenwerfer Times, their descendants still have nightmares about it.
That’s not a jumping spider
If their hypothesis is accurate, its a sleeping spider.
Awww adorable.
Now burn it Jesus Christ kill them with fire.
