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The Picard Maneuver to HistoryPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish • 19 days ago

A Victorian device for trying on shoes.

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A Victorian device for trying on shoes.

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The Picard Maneuver to HistoryPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish • 19 days ago
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  • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    52•19 days ago

    Must have been invented by a foot fetishist

    • @Delta_V@lemmy.world
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      29•19 days ago

      who seeks glory

    • @SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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      19•19 days ago

      They’ll never know I’m licking their feet now!

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        3•18 days ago

        “Oh, sorry, ma’am. I am preparing your foot with a warm sponge. I should have warned you ahead of time.”

    • Mayor Poopington
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      12•19 days ago

      We all can see his smile in the picture

    • @spittingimage@lemmy.world
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      8•19 days ago

      The guy fitting the shoe has a big smile, and it’s not his customer service face.

  • @SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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    39•19 days ago

    The lady’s eyes were under their skirts in Victorian times?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      35•19 days ago

      BE NOT AFRAID

      • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        39•19 days ago

    • @Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9•19 days ago

      Just a single “whispering eye.”

    • Sculptus Poe
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      0•19 days ago

      deleted by creator

  • @CTDummy@lemm.ee
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    27•19 days ago

    Why oh why is no one concerned about the use of “and” here?

    • IninewCrow
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      15•19 days ago

    • @notarobot@lemm.ee
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      2•19 days ago

      If they used “or” wouldn’t that imply that it only does one at a time?

  • @trapezohedron@lemmy.world
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    22•19 days ago

    If the sales person doesn’t have a foot fetish before they start using that device, they absolutely will by the end of it

    • @then_three_more@lemmy.world
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      9•19 days ago

      That smile says it all

      • @JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world
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        2•18 days ago

        Cos later on he’s going to tie her to a railway track.

        • @then_three_more@lemmy.world
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          1•18 days ago

          Or he just likes the smell. He’s got the nose for it.

    • Mayor Poopington
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      5•19 days ago

      So it’s his fault for creating foot fetishists and the reason I had to fire someone when they kept asking other employees for feet pics.

  • @notarobot@lemm.ee
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    15•19 days ago

    This is 100% way more reasonable that letting women put their own shoes.

    /s just in case

    • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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      13•19 days ago

      How could she put on her own shoes while wearing a corset? Besides, that’s the servants’ job.

      • Lemminary
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        1•18 days ago

        Good point. Also, found the time traveler.

  • @ceenote@lemmy.world
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    13•19 days ago

    So the woman can’t see if the salesman is diddling himself while leering hungrily at her exposed ankle?

  • @ChanchoManco@lemm.ee
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    9•19 days ago

    Didn’t the woman care about how the shoe looked on her? The device seems to also block the view for her.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    8•19 days ago

    Definitely wasn’t inventing gloryholes and had to come up with an alternative explanation when the boss walked in. We’ve all been there.

    • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “Billingsley! What the devil are you doing with that contraption!?”

      • oh this oh uehm it’s for ahhh shoes! Feeet! Yess keeps the devil’s thoughts at bay when this thing blocks the vision of anyone using it!! I was just facing toward it to check out the size and the wobbling was me testing the build quality ahh yes!

      “But where are your pants? And why does that need to involve your bloody cock and balls!??”

      • …
  • @ripcord@lemmy.world
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    8•18 days ago

    You remain the best, The Picard Maneuver

    Everyone continues to like you.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      7•18 days ago

      <3

  • ceoofanarchism
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    7•19 days ago

    Wonder what her leg is being executed for? What crime did it commit?

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      6•19 days ago

      Nothing. It’s toetally innocent.

      (…I’ll see myself out.)

    • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      2•19 days ago

      It’s not being executed, just humiliated in front of all the other feet.

      The other feet can like throw socks at it or something.

  • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldM
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    5•19 days ago

    This has generated significant interest and discussion, so I’m going to leave this up, but in the future, please submit only photographs and film on this comm.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      3•19 days ago

      Got it!

  • @thorhop@sopuli.xyz
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    5•18 days ago

    Walking around to test the shoes was almost impossible, but usually gathered a little crowd to cheer the lassie on.

  • @RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    5•19 days ago

    Al Bundy would have loved one of these

    • @beefpig@sh.itjust.works
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      4•19 days ago

      A1 Bundy

  • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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    1•18 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • Phoenixz
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    0•18 days ago

    Is this a new requirement from the US government for shoe stores or is this about history? I’m really unsure

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