Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
I think there’s a scandal on the horizon for this guy.
lmao
when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.
Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.
After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden
“It was those gaymma rays!”
Lol, I saw that movie in the theater back in the day!
“It’s raining men, hallelujah…!”
“Does this shirt make me look gay?”
“How about now?”
… If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
fucking goddammit lol.
EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a ‘gaydar’… oh god my brain hurts.
All I know is I’m goonin’ on the dudes now in my porn stash…
The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to … Christian Nationalist Physics?
Stop.
My glowing weiner can only get so hard.
They scanned me, so I frisked them
The Scan that Gay’d Me
I might get nuked for this, but I feel like we’re arguing for or against the best way for Republicans to violate our rights. Neither of these options are okay, and the TSA is a fucking poorly funded play.
So are you saying to encourage the stupid people to think that the scanners will make you gay so they’ll get frisked instead? Interesting way to think about it.
“Nah, nah, that will make me gay. You there, feel me up instead.”
Exactly.
Maybe that’s why, last time he was frisked, he spunked down his leg.
Know what else can turn you gay?
Being gay your whole life.
But, because your were brainwashed to believe that is wrong, and that it’s a “choice,” and because of course everyone is like you, you decide to go on a Jyhad to help other weak “sinners” like you wanting to slob a knob.
But hey, the flesh is weak, and sometimes you end up in a motel room with a twink and some meth, but you keep that shit on the down low low. Because a “demon” got in you.
“I love you, Darla, and the kids. I’m sorry…”
This is crazy specific, and I’m here to jerk off to it.
You do you, King.
There are plenty of people out there who believe gay people choose to be gay. Nevermind that straight people didn’t choose to be straight and can’t just will themselves into being attracted to people of the same sex.
It’s such a a simple concept and yet I have to admit there was a point in my life where this had not occured to me until a friend of mine, who was gay, politely pointed it out. It made me seriously reconsider much of what I was taught about human sexuality.
I think most humans are at least somewhat bisexual. I think for some homophobes (and transphobes), it’s “I have these feelings too, I’m just superior because I’m suppressing it” - at least internally.
“Spiritual warfare” is “I thought about what sucking that guy’s dick would be like for a few seconds, and was able to ‘win’ by not submitting.”
Bi-Sexuality is a spectrum, not truly only 50/50 liking guys and girls.
In my 20’s I had sex with several bi-sexual women who leaned more to the lesbian side (I’m a male,) but they had absolutely zero romantic interest in me, or any other man. All of them only dated women, exclusively. We were just friends who got a little drunk, found each other physically attractive, and got naked. And no, it wasn’t a “Get her drunk” scheme on my part, no one was passed out or roofied, and it was completely consensual. Just friends who liked each other very much, were horny, and made each other feel good for a little while.
He just couldn’t maintain the dissociative barrier that he used to hypnotize himself into pretending he was straight anymore once he saw that cute twink flight attendant. Now all those repressed feelings are drowning him and he’s desperate to blame literally anything outside his own biology for the strong feelings of attraction toward men assaulting his senses from every direction.
After glancing at the picture of this person, I can honestly say that even stripped of this damning, projection laden context, I would have guessed the person pictured was gay.
Such a weird cope. “It’s not me that’s gay, it’s the xrays, and the self checkouts, and the drive home from work, and the 5g, and…”
I hadn’t looked at the picture until you mentioned it. Yeah, he looks like he’s mad for it. Jeez, dude, just come out and enjoy it, and quit trying to make everyone else miserable.
and the drive home from work
Commuter traffic makes me want to use my fists sometimes, but not in that way, only to punch people.
I think when you think all sorts of everyday experiences can “turn you gay”, you might possibly be gay? And what do the scanners do to gay people? Turn them straight, or somehow more gay?
Like, I’ve tried all sorts of things in my life, including same-sex sex, and am still straight - like even if I were actively trying to change my sexuality it doesn’t. Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Being bi only doubles your likes, your odds stay roughly the same
For the love of God why is the right so fucking obsessed with people’s sexuality? Leave people the fuck alone…
I keep thinking this about anyone that brings it up. It seems sexuality is their whole identity so that’s how they must see everyone else too. I can’t imagine mine or other’s sexuality being so consistently at the forefront of my mind. Of all the things, why that? If they can’t keep it out of their mind, at least keep it in their head so others don’t have to deal with it.
Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That’s definitely the less gay option!
“Sir, I will give you exactly 15 minues to stop groping me…”
He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.
Going through a second time cancels out the gay polarity. Just make sure you always go through an even number of times and you’ll always land back where you started.
That is most definitely not how to reverse the gay polarity.
“Sorry honey I walked trough a scanner and suddenly found myself with his dick in my mouth.”
It’s like how negative times negative is positive again. Two times gay machine cancels out .
He doesn’t want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.
A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn’t take over and force him to carry contraband.
…he sucked dick at airport toilet, didn’t he?
Narrator : “He did, in fact, suck dick in the airport bathroom.”
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
They don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Ask him how he knows.
When he used to suck off all his friends and their buddies, it was just doing some brothers a favor. But ever since getting scanned at the airport, he’s starting to suspect that he might have tasted 300 dicks because he likes it.
Damn leftist atheists.
Who wouldn’t be afraid to say they’re gay, or bisexual.
But yourself…
This is the question.
How improbable is it that he could have made a connection to airport scanners if somebody else told him they were having confusing feelings.
Ok, this is obviously stupid, but if we can turn the power of the nutjobs against airport scanners and biometrics and such, I say bring on the crazy.
Here was me hoping he’d be swearing off flying altogether.
The ends justify the stupid 🫱🫲
What are you hoping will happen? Everyone has to get a physical pat down?
To be fair, every time he goes through one he has gay sex in the airport washroom. I mean, it is EVERY time for him. Quite the correlation for quite a lot of cum in his mouth.
