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Fold that mofo over like a taco and mau down like a champ.
Speed running an international incident any%
Hold on, if you can’t cut it and you can’t fold it, how do you eat it?
Who says you can’t cut it?
They’re not allowed to handle a knife, I’m guessing
if you can’t cut it
lol
Grind it down to a fine powder and snort it through a rolled 500 euro bill.
A straw, obviously.
Usually we absorb it through the skin.
Isn’t that just a calzone
No, it’s taco pizza
It’s an unfolded taco
“Wanna see me shotgun this?”
Tbf when it’s greasy delivery pizza and you’re high what you’re describing is the way to go
If you’re going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.
Americans be like “I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain’t even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit’ ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o’ Mountain Dew.”
What is “ranch”?
it’s mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.
Pizza is a vegetable in America
For my sanity, I refuse to put those points together.
Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.
The best ranch ive had was actually made with buttermilk and was good with a lot of things, mostly fried foods.
I don’t think it should have mayo or sugar in it. That sounds like European propaganda
It’s where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.
Oh, thanks.
I don’t think I would like this :(
Then you probably won’t, it has a very strong taste
do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?
We leave our little donkeys to graze on the fields and grow up to become big donkeys.
We certainly don’t stick them with knives and forks!
Well… not without some garlic and onion, naturalamente.
Yes. The answer is yes.
Uncultured swine.
What are these “Burritos”?
Delicious is what they are
Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.
are there texmex places in europe?
Yes, there is a lot of world food in most places, it came back with people from the colonies.
We don’t have those.
Forks and knives?
No, Europeans
You can’t even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?
At least they have a premise for an Operation Baja Blast 2: electric boogaloo
I’d like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I’d call it the Badger Blast
Could you please stop badgering me? They keep scratching my face.
You just need some mushrooms mushrooms, or perhaps a snake
Where’s the pineapple? Waiter!
The cutting I understand, normally it’s precut
But ranch dressing?..noooo
an uncut pizza?.. am I supposed to take it out the oven too?
It’s a restaurant, you’re supposed to eat it with a knife and fork, not shove slices into your mouth like you’re at a fast food place.
That’s the best part.
They’re just lazy, couldn’t even spread the cheese evenly, 2/5
An excellent bait good sir. For a moment i certainly hated you and everything you represent. Jolly good.
It’s mozzarella.
Typical Europoor excuses
Nah, can’t be. It isn’t breaded and deep fried.
