This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you’d be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.
Average AI recipe
I liked when GPT was new and just played “yes and” to whatever weird recipes you could think up
This abomination will be remembered as one of humanities greatest failures.
DELETE THIS
I thought “clams doesn’t sound so bad” I didn’t expect the shells to be there
If this isn’t against the Geneva convention we need to get this shit added immediately. What the fuck is this.
Give this to someone you hate. Really hate.
Clamzone
Well… you’ll certainly get your daily calcium from that.
Clamcium
Why do the shells of those clams look softer than the calzones (protective hard?) shell?
For a second I thought this was an exploded Wiener dog
Why
This is high in calcium and good for your bones.
Doot doot
I thought this to be a AI generated picture that is supposed to fuck with you until I read the title.
It’s not that bad, you just spit out the shells while you eat. Just like how you have to spit out the seeds when you eat watermelon pizza
